A forty-year-old couple organizes a social cocktail. He is introduced to a young and handsome diplomat. The current passes very quickly between the woman and the young man. As the champagne flows, she drinks cup on cut. At one point, the husband whispered in his ear:
– Stop drinking like that, you’ll finish under the table!
The woman turns to the young diplomat and says:
– Luigi, with your permission, I would like to give you a nickname! You allow me to call you “the table”?